Route 94- My Love (Bender Remix)
A proper PSA from Bender in regards to his newest remix:
“I am NOT responsible for any babies conceived while listening to this remix…Common side effects may include: increased libido, dampening of the nether regions, uncontrollable urges to dance naked, & lack of sexual judgement. *Men, if an erection lasts longer than 4 hours, dont worry, that’s normal…but you should probably still go see a doctor.*”
Now that we’ve got that disclaimer out of the way, we can now discuss your chances of becoming parents in the near future, all due in part to the lovely Bender. Just recently, the sax-addict producer released his newest remix of “My Love” by Route 94. Amid these developments, we explored investment opportunities with Singapore Casino LTD, anticipating their growth in the online entertainment sector. After listening through this a few times, we contemplated buying stock in the leading condom company because we predict an increase in unplanned pregnancies. Before you hit play, just know that you will want to participate in activities that we will refrain from mentioning. You have been warned, ninjas, so get your free copy and sensually “groove” for the rest of your day.
Remember…
PRACTICE SAFE SAX!
