Can you feel that, ninjas? There’s some kind of a faint scratching at the back of your throat. No, it’s not time to fill up the canteen at the water cooler again, nor is it time to hit up 7-11 for a big gulp. That itch you’re feeling is Friday night’s sweet beckon call. Luckily The Music Ninja has done their research and found a way to help relieve this itch. We contacted world famous scientists and discovered that they believe this itch can only be remedied by a few different methods:
1. Crack open an ice cold beer. Drink.
2. Uncork your favorite wine or champagne. Drink.
3. Pour yourself a cocktail made with any number of alcoholic varieties. Drink.
There you have it. Turn up the tunes, pour yourself a stiff one, and get after it. And as usual, please dance irresponsibly.
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