It’s America’s 238th birthday today, ninjas. If that doesn’t make you want to go out and buy a six pack of beer and talk for hours about how much you love America, then you’re celebrating your 4th of July the wrong way. We’ve got an extra crunk FPP for all of you this week in preparation for the epic holiday weekend ahead, but then again, we always provide you with a free load of anthems each and every week to make you feel like every day is a festival.
Whether you’re in the mood to twerk or not, we don’t really care because it’s inevitable that you will want to shake what yo mama gave you once the party starts. So go put on your freshest American flag apparel, BBQ up some burgers, and press the hell out of the play button because we here at TMN know how to celebrate our nations birthday the right way.
We ask that while you scream ‘#Murica’ for the rest of the day that you please remember to #danceirresponsibly and try not to start any fires with your stash of illegal fireworks.
Until next week, ninjas!
(FEAT. THE SPICE GIRLS)’
